Knock One Out » jacqui smith porn http://www.knock-one-out.com My name is CandyO. This is my secret place. You are my secret lover. Think of me while you masturbate. I'll be thinking of you. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:00:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Jacqui Smith Porn False Claims Fetish http://www.knock-one-out.com/candyo/jacqui-smith-porn-false-claims-fetish/ http://www.knock-one-out.com/candyo/jacqui-smith-porn-false-claims-fetish/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:32:11 +0000 CandyO http://www.knock-one-out.com/?p=373 Downing Street has yet to confirm that Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, has acted within the guidelines of the  “false claims” fetish protocol.

Ardent wankers are poised, vaseline and calculators at the ready, for Jacqui Smith to utter those defining words -  “authorise this, big boy”.

PS – Do I blame her husband for knocking one out to porn?

No!

If she’d spent more time at home (ie the home for which she claimed nearly £23k in expenses) then, perhaps, there wouldn’t have been a problem in the first place.

I say “perhaps” because she’s a fucking awkward bitch.

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