Watching a guy jerk off
This morning, while eating my toast and marmalade, I browsed around a live video site. This site has chat rooms which provide a facility for chat participants to load their webcams and show themselves to all and sundry.
There wasn’t much of interest going on. The most active host was a scantily-clad old granny and her socially-inadequate minders – one male, one female.
The old granny wore provocative clothing and yet laughed at suggestions from the chat-room that she should show her tits.
The two minders made inane comments and ate sandwiches.
Then the naked guy popped up.
His cam was loaded under his desk, perfectly placed for his prick.
There was a reaction from the old girl and her minders, but nothing too significant. They certainly weren’t phased.
The naked guy then starts jerking off and I have to say that he had a most impressive cock. Wow. It was sturdy. And he kept twitching it. No hands. Twitch. Twitch.
The old girl and her minders were twittering on about fruit or some such. And there’s this guy about to knock one out.
I watched him closely.
I watched his hand – his left hand – as it stroked the shaft of his penis and then caressed his big knob.
He kept stroking and twitching, stroking and twitching.
And then I saw a rhythm change in his lower abdomen. He held his breath for a fraction longer than before. And then he was gone. He switched off just before he came.
What a disappointment.
I hope he was thinking of me.
Sex Education Show v Pornography
“Sex Education Show v Pornography” is a series of programmes on Channel4. It’s on all this week and features pupils at a school in Norfolk (England). It’s an investigation into the pupils’ attitudes towards sex, their bodies and pornography. The main thrust (I like thrusts) centres on sex as portrayed in porn vs sex as experienced in real life.
Last night’s programme dealt with female anatomy. The overwhelming message from the male pupils was that they prefer their women with large, fake boobs and shaved pussy with no flappy beef curtains. Many of the girls said they were planning on breast enlargement and labia surgery to satisfy the boys.
I can’t believe the lads of Norfolk are so shallow as to demand fake perfection over natural beauty.
Clitoral hood piercing
I just read that clitoral-hood piercing is a possible alternative for women whose clitoris is too small to accommodate a lump of metal.
Not for me, thanks.
I had my ears pierced when I was 10 years old but that’s as far as I’m prepared to go.
My nipples, clitoris, clitoral hood, belly button, nose, eyebrows, lips, cheeks, tongue, nape or whatever are metal-free zones. Period.
On the other hand, I’m always ready for a bit of deep vaginal penetration.
Oooooooooh. Dildo-time.
I’ll be thinking of you while I’m cumming. Think of me while you’re wanking.
A picture of me
If I get enough interest over the next few days – say by Sunday 29th March – I’ll put up some pictures of my tits for you eager boys to wank over. Leave a comment if you want to see my big tits.
Let me suck you off
Ok guys. This is a once-in-a-lifetime treat.
I want you to imagine that I’m sucking you off.
Let’s set the scene.
We’ve enjoyed a nice meal and a few glasses of wine. There’s music playing in the background and we’re both entirely relaxed and focused on what is about to happen.
I get on my knees and you stand in front of me. I pull down your trousers and underwear and I stare at your big, throbbing cock. I take it in my hand and grip it tight. The end swells up blood red and I take it into my mouth and suck for all I’m worth. Then I release my grip and allow the blood to fill the shaft and I suck as I take your wonderful cock to the back of my throat. Then I take it down my throat and you ram it into me. I choke but you keep on ramming it down my throat.
You look down and you see my pendulous breasts swinging to the rhythm of your thrusts. You reach down and grab my tits and pull on my nipples. Your cock suddenly grows by another inch and I gag as I deepthroat you and you cum your load down my throat.
Hmmmm
How was it for you?
Check out my friend Debs – she does a great deepthroat.
back from my holiday
Hi guys. I’m back.
Have you missed me? I missed you.
I had a great time at the seaside. OK, March doesn’t deliver everybody’s idea of beach weather, but it suited me. I just love walking along the sea shore, taking in all that fresh air and allowing my thoughts to run free, like the seagulls swooping on the wind.
I stayed in a little hotel where the service was friendly and the bed sheets were crisp and clean.
I slept with a man on Monday. I slept with another man on Tuesday. We all slept with each other on Wednesday. Well, why not. I was on holiday.
I did a bit of surfing while I was away. No – not in the sea, silly – on my laptop. You’ll never guess what I came across, so I’ll tell you – I came across a porn site which featured a woman with three breasts. Yeah. And a man with a nineteen inch penis. And there was a man with two penises, a woman with two vaginas, and loads of other stuff. Check it out here
Helluva Handjob
You guys!
Lets face it – your pricks explode when you so much as look at anything remotely erotic.
Only last week I was at a party. I had a few drinks and socialised … and before I knew where I was, I was lying down on the window sill while this guy called Richard flicked my clit. He was so good at it. I came and came and came.
Naturally I was careful to not attract too much attention. Luckily, the house lights were all out and the only illumination came from the street lights.
But I can tell you this – even by the subdued street lighting, the size of Richard’s cock was impressive. Huge, even.
Having said that – don’t feel diminished if your cock is small. I LOVE SMALL COCKS.
In general, guys with big cocks are so self-possessed.
They love themselves.
But guys with smaller cocks tend not to see as much action and consequently they tend to be more grateful.
But the truth is this – any cock can satisfy a woman!!! Large or small.
So don’t worry guys – women will love your cock.
And I should know. I met a guy with a 4 incher, at a dinner party. I love small cocks. I wanked him off.
It was lovely. It was a helluva handjob.
I’m rambling. Must have had too much wine.
Erotic poverty dream 1
I have a feeling that this will turn into a series of posts.
Last night I went to bed at about 22:30, after a couple of glasses of Merlot. Later, the strangest thing happened.
I slept through until about 02:00 when I awoke with a start. In my dream, I was being pursued by a chap with a huge cock. And I mean HUGE.
Now, I’d imagine, you’re thinking that I awoke when he stuck his big cock between my legs. And he did. Several times. And in between I was sucking it too.
But the awful truth is, I awoke when he told me that he was about to repossess my house!
What the fuck?
Is nothing sacred?
This seems cuddly by comparison.
Hot Richard
I used to go out with a chap called Richard. I called him Dick. He was more than OK with that, especially when I called him “Big Dick”.
But I’ve just now come across the term “Hot Richard” and I wonder what he might think about it.
According to what I’ve read, a “Hot Richard” is when a lady farts on her male partner’s cock and makes it “all warm and fuzzy”.
Who dreams up this stuff?
PS
I’m flicking my clit with a parsnip. It’s part of my five a day. Woh!!!
PPS
I’m thinking of you!
Topless Trivial Pursuit
This is Gillian’s latest webcam game. She says the punters love it.
She asks the questions and plays with her tits while the guys compete to answer the questions while knocking one out.
It’s another winner.
