I’m guessing that the woman lives on her own and is nervous of intruders, so she leaves the cam and chat room open as an early warning system should some myopic burglar be inclined to give her one before leaving with the booty from the cabinet.

When you go to bed tonight …

Oh – I’d better just say that it’s best if you’re going to be in bed alone.

Right, so you’re in bed alone.

1. if not already, then get naked
2. lube up your cock
3. close your eyes and picture me as I slip down between the sheets and take your cock in  my mouth
4. lie back and enjoy yourself as your hand simulates the action of me giving you a slurpy blowjob
5. cum into my mouth
6. groan with pleasure
7. go to sleep

Sweet dreams. I’ll be thinking of you while you cum.

What would you rather watch?

A sort of attractive bitch eating pasta …

Or …

An attractive female flicking her clit?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think I know the answer to that one!!

Tell your girlfriend/wife/lover that you think about me while you’re wanking!!

I know you won’t.

And why would you? I’m not after your soul.

I want you to be happy.

But think of me while you’re cumming

I’ll tell you – you might like to try it with your girlfriend.

Next time she gives you a blowjob, just as you’re about to come, ram your cock into the back of her throat. The cum will shoot up into her nasal passage and stream out of her nostrils. Hence – The White Dragon.

I was at one of the cam sites where there’s a main window for the show, with a facility for up to 5 of the chatroom attendees to go live on cam in mini-windows.

The first slot was taken up by this naked old guy who was sitting on his bed. At first glance it looked pretty normal but then I noticed what looked like an upraised leg,  sticking out, just to the right of him.

He then got up and all was revealed – there on the bed was a love doll, ready and waiting in the doggy position.

The old boy lubed up his cock, and when it was stiff(ish) he clambered onto the bed and took the doll from behind.

My god – I’ve never seen anything like it.

He pounded away for  couple of minutes, during which time the doll’s left leg required repositioning after it practically fell off.

When he was done he sat down, gathered his thoughts, typed the message “oh doll” and exited the chat room.

It takes all sorts.

This piece of equipment raised some hilarity in the room, but I for one could see the bigger picture.

This was a stroke of marketing-genius.

Expect to see dildo-cum-bottle-openers in stores all over the world.

The weather has changed for the better and my sex drive has gone through the roof.

I can’t get enough. I’m shagging and masturbating from morning till night.

But as always, I’m thinking of you while I’m cumming.

Obviously, I know that you’ve been with other women and similarly you can appreciate that I’ve sucked off other guys. But that doesn’t mean that we don’t care about each other. Of course it doesn’t.  You’re still as important to me as that first day when you came to my blog and jerked off at the very thought of me giving you a good old deep-throated blowjob.

Well, now we’ve got the awkwardness out of the way – I’ve got a treat for you.

And my treat is this ….

Every time you masturbate, I’ll not only be thinking of you – I’ll be watching you.

YES. I can see you. Whenever you pull on that lovely dick of yours I’ll be watching – and I’ll see you cum!!

How cool is that!

Masturbate while I watch.

A camfapper is a guy who joins a woman’s video chat room with the sole intention of knocking one out while his captive audience looks on.

I’ve seen guys get booted out of one room for camfapping only to emerge seconds later in some other room with their pricks still in full bloom.

Isn’t technology wonderful.

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